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Come on Spring, Damnit!

March 6, 2011
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I wish that damn groundhog would actually tell us when spring will be sprung.  No more games with shadows.  I know he’s not stupid: he’s not really afraid of his shadow.  Based on my research, I also happen to know he can speak the Queen’s English.  So Willy needs to stop all this crap and come clean!  Oh God oh God oh God for the love of mud pies, when will spring be here?

You see, I have some stuff to do that doesn’t involve snow, and by stuff I mean life.  There’s a great many people who have put off doing things because they can’t be bothered to expend the effort it would require in winter.

There’s a man north of here who has a body to bury: man gave the goosy eye so he done had to be shot.  Problem is the ground has been frozen so he’s had to keep him in the freezer.  Well, where’s he gonna put his pizza pops in the meantime?  Damnit!

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