While I was researching secret societies for Fey Tales, I came across a story so awesome that only the old adage “You couldn’t write this shit” describes it. There I was, reading a Wikipedia article for the Priory of Sion: this group probably sounds familiar to most people as it influences the basis for the plot of the Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown and also seems to be where Holy Blood, Holy Grail authors Michael Baigent, Richard Leigh and Henry Lincoln got the bulk of their source material (which Brown later borrowed from).
Here’s where the awesomeness comes in:
To many people the above books strike them as a contrived history that doesn’t ring true and to others, they sound like a conspiracist’s wet dream.
I was having coffee with a Grey named D’xia’lepid’othec and a Reptilian named Jox. Actually I was having coffee, D’xia was cleaning his anal probe and Jox was drinking a mocha-human-blood-frappuccino. We were discussing current exopolitics.
Both of them, like myself earlier, were recently let go in the downsizing that followed the market meltdown in 2008. In fact, Jox had only been let go last week and D’xia was let go a few days before that. The Grey and I were quite surprised to learn that Reptilians had been behind the sub-prime mortgage fiasco and had billions of their liquid assets wiped off their books.
Nicki Minaj helpfully explains historical events.
I’ve watched quite a few Kung Fu movies and I think I’ve got the gist of it. I’m ready to hunt down that bully that works for the local gang. You won’t have to pay protection fees anymore. Well, not their protection fees, anyway. Heroes got to get paid, son.
I’m like the goddamn Batman. I’ll come in and those criminals will be all “Who’s this guy?” but their lips won’t be moving properly in sync with their words and it’ll seem all weird until you realize that some unknown presence is speaking through them.
Who cares? I’m gonna punch their faces off anyway.